Sex and the Dimple
Walk of Shame
Issue date: 11/4/09 Section: Features
The walk of shame is maybe one of the most dreaded experiences on a college campus. But what about the Halloween walk of shame? I would have to say that it may be one of the worst walks ever.
Let's be honest, it's a little hard to hide the fact that you're dressed in costume as a sexy witch, ninja, or a boy scout as you walk back to your room the next day.
That being said, Halloween is probably one of the biggest hook-up nights on campus. It's the one night a year where you can walk around campus dressed in your underwear, and it's considered a costume. I mean, who doesn't want to be laid when getting to party in lingerie?
To all you ladies and gents who did get some action this past weekend, all I can say is props to you! Hopefully you were able to avoid the awkward morning walk home.
Doing the titled "walk of shame" really doesn't have to be all that bad, especially if you have a constant hook-up situation. There are many ways to avoid looking like you did "it" the night before. If you're going to bring a bag when you go out, shove a different shirt and pair of underwear for the next day, and if you have a big bag, you may even consider some flip flops if you wore heels. Tada! Now you have a semi-causal outfit for the next morning.
Guys, you have it a heck of a lot easier, since you generally dress the same during the day as at night, I assume.
For those of you going to the Bash this weekend, I don't really know what to tell you if you happen to get lucky that night. It's a whole different ball game when you are wearing cocktail dresses, heels, and suits. Take it into account when you make your hook-up choices that night, and if you do end up making that walk home, hold your head up high, because you did get laid the night before.
-Sophie Wood '10
Let's be honest, it's a little hard to hide the fact that you're dressed in costume as a sexy witch, ninja, or a boy scout as you walk back to your room the next day.
That being said, Halloween is probably one of the biggest hook-up nights on campus. It's the one night a year where you can walk around campus dressed in your underwear, and it's considered a costume. I mean, who doesn't want to be laid when getting to party in lingerie?
To all you ladies and gents who did get some action this past weekend, all I can say is props to you! Hopefully you were able to avoid the awkward morning walk home.
Doing the titled "walk of shame" really doesn't have to be all that bad, especially if you have a constant hook-up situation. There are many ways to avoid looking like you did "it" the night before. If you're going to bring a bag when you go out, shove a different shirt and pair of underwear for the next day, and if you have a big bag, you may even consider some flip flops if you wore heels. Tada! Now you have a semi-causal outfit for the next morning.
Guys, you have it a heck of a lot easier, since you generally dress the same during the day as at night, I assume.
For those of you going to the Bash this weekend, I don't really know what to tell you if you happen to get lucky that night. It's a whole different ball game when you are wearing cocktail dresses, heels, and suits. Take it into account when you make your hook-up choices that night, and if you do end up making that walk home, hold your head up high, because you did get laid the night before.
-Sophie Wood '10
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